Lord of the Rings Online!?!?

First of all the most specific and the best answer wins ''The Best Answer''!

I would like to play LotRO without paying...

I mean i would like to play at a private server...

Could u plz tell me where can i download (free) the lotro (not the trial)....???

Can u tell what to do and where to go to play to a private server after downloading and installing LotRO???

Please help me...!