Mirai: Hi hi hi hi!!! We're stopping by to let you know about all the new aquarium goodies out today!

Barrett: It's a--

Mirai: GREAT DAY FOR AQUARIUMS! Tell them what's new, Barrett!

Barrett: Yes, well, um, there's a host of new seafolk available in Phin Phang. First up is Mimi Kitty, a bubbly little green catfish. Unlike some recent "catfish," she's all fish. Then we have snails!

Mirai: Ewww!

Barrett: But snails are beautiful creatures, Mirai! There are three colorful flavors of snail available, Gray, Orange, and Lime, each eager to slide across the bottom of your aquarium on a wonderful chariot of mucus excretions.

Mirai: On a less slimy note, we also have tons of new backgrounds and decorations!

Barrett: Right you are! Phin Phang is overflowing with new stuff, including the mini truck bubbler, bell blossoms, life guard post, banana tree, paper lamp, zen tree, and more. There are too many new items too list, so take a look around the shop!

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Mirai: And don't forget: Big Booty Week is still going strong!

Barrett: You can score double the Gold playing Booty Grab! Be sure to hit the forums and check out everybody's aquarium signatures for a chance to play.

Mirai: Speaking strictly from an ecological and evolutionary standpoint, is there any precedent for fish dropping double booty?

Barrett: That's... that's the most beautiful thing you've ever asked me, Mirai. To answer your question, there was one such incident in--

Mirai: Wow, that's great, Barrett! Be sure to grab extra hard this weekend! On Saturday and Sunday every fish will be dropping double booty! Bye bye!